Ten On Tuesday

Ten Things I Would Tell A College Freshman

1. DO


2. NOT


3. OVERINDULGE

4. IN

5. ALCOHOL

6. Or you will end up on the internet like these idiots.

7. Have fun (these memories are some of the best you'll ever have).

8. Study hard.

9. Take Philosophy 101.

10. Be smart & safe.

Ten on Tuesday - 10 Reasons to Love Bacon

As an AVOWED bacon lover, I'm happy to do this blog today. Bacon, as far as I'm concerned, is its own food group. I firmly believe that bacon outweighs the other, less tasty, food groups such as dairy and vegetables. However, if you combine bacon with the other food groups, they are considerably improved.

Case in point: Cream cheese on a bagel. Tasty, but tame. Add some bacon bits to the cheese and that bagel is a lot more yummy! Bacon wrapped plantains? Bacon wrapped shrimp? The list goes on and on...

For the wounded bacon lover...bacon bandaids.
My dream BLT.

Need to clean your teeth, but want a more flavorful floss? Here ya go.

I'd wear mine cooked, but to each her own.

Does your car need to smell better? Your closet?

Bacon wrapped scallops. Nom.nom.nom.

Bacon & Twinkie "Stonehenge". Not so nom.nom.nom.

Bacon Tuxedos...these kids look cute enough to eat.

Last, but not least, the new and improved Thanksgiving dinner!

Have you hugged your bacon today?

BABY DINOSAUR BORN

B. REX!

The B.Rex will climb onto tabletops to get what she wants! Do not get between her and the BBQ ribs. If you do, she'll scream, bang her head on the table in anger or bite you with her sharp fangs. If confronted by a B.Rex, give her whatever she wants and eventually, she'll get tired and fall asleep. Avoid the next day's diaper at all costs.